Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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