thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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