We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
