There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize