these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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