Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You're like the curious george of whores
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
there is glitter all over my balls
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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