Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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