I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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