So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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