Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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