I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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