Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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