What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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