I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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