Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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