Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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