Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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