so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
