Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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