32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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