True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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