clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i only shaved half my leg
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
23 People Have Step Parents That Are Younger Than Them
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.