i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.