I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?