i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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