Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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