Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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