Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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