Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like iHOP with fire
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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