dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
is that a dick in a sweater?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
