i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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That's how twitter works, right?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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