Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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