i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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