Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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