so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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