anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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