i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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