6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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