Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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