And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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