So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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