So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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