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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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