i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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