fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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