Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I've blown a few things in my day
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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