He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It's Friday. Sex?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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