Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
tell your sister to shave her snatch
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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