Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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