ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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