Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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