why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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