a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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