Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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