You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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