i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
wow bdsm is so cute
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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