umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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